“Brought over a 2,000-year-old amphora of wine”

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So how was your New Year's?

Wonderful.

My dear friend, the deep-sea explorer, Bob Ballard,

Brought over a 2,000-year-old amphora of wine

From a sunken Phoenician trading vessel.

The wine turned out to be quite toxic.

My guests and I spent the stroke of midnight

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