“Wow, that sounds like something I'd come up with”

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Well, I'm going to pretend to move in with Brian,

Somehow drive him out, then buy both places

And make my dream apartment.

Wow, that sounds like something I'd come up with

If I was smarter.

I know, I'm terrible, but Brian sucks.

He doesn't have a TV, and he wears political t-shirts.

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