“I need a five percent reduction of energy use across the board.”

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For the children.

What have children ever done for us?

Well, they make our shoes and wallets.

I need a five percent reduction of energy use across the board.

I'll do it if you insist, sir.

But I'm going to be grumpy until the end of this sentence.

Hi, I'm Liz, and I live right below you.

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