“A southern ventriloquist act can't be funny.”

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Oh, I'm too sick to handle this.

See, you think you're not this prejudiced, arrogant new yorker,

But you are, because in your mind,

A southern ventriloquist act can't be funny.

But you know who does think it's funny?

These people... These wonderful, folksy, simple...

Stop calling them simple.

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