“Oh, no, this big brother isn't affiliated with the mentoring program.”

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Oh, of course. I didn't know you did volunteer work.

Oh, yes. I also help out at the pants for zoo animals program and big brother.

Really? I did big sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.

Oh, no, this big brother isn't affiliated with the mentoring program.

It's an organization that secretly watches people and makes sure they're behaving properly.

Liz, I don't if you saw the crawl on the TV guide channel,

But I've agreed to star in a sexy, supernatural thriller in the vein of Twilight and True Blood.

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