“Ms. Lemon, would it be all right if I only worked 20 hours today?”

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- wow, that's four. - she sees my mint-condition hellboy figurine and starts quoting your dumb book!

Also, my girlfriend is mad.

In canada.

Ms. Lemon, would it be all right if I only worked 20 hours today?

I'm volunteering at an animal shelter later on.

Oh, of course. I didn't know you did volunteer work.

Oh, yes. I also help out at the pants for zoo animals program and big brother.

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