“- also a dealbreaker. - I took her back to my house on the handlebars of my bike.”

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If your man collects action figures, that's a dealbreaker?

What? Oh, yeah.

Last weekend, I picked up this girl after practicing Jedi moves in Prospect Park.

- also a dealbreaker. - I took her back to my house on the handlebars of my bike.

- as is that. - snuck her inside, past my mom.

- wow, that's four. - she sees my mint-condition hellboy figurine and starts quoting your dumb book!

Also, my girlfriend is mad.

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