“Hey, roomie. Did you order pay-per-view at my apartment?”

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You are the dealbreaker!

This is a bill.

Tracy.

Hey, roomie. Did you order pay-per-view at my apartment?

I'm willing to go splitsies.

I'm not paying for any of this. You ordered six adult movies in two days.

"The curious case of benjamin butt." Lovely.

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