“It's an L. L. Bean child's wallet from the 1970s.”

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They used to call me "the chameleon."

Because of my slender frame and my big wet eyes.

Has anybody seen my wallet?

It's an L. L. Bean child's wallet from the 1970s.

There's no money in it, but I was one hole-punch away from a free tasty d-lite.

Damn it to hell! I hate my life!

Liz, maybe you left your wallet in a friend's car last night.

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