“That's where you're wrong, Kenneth. It's extremely american.”

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Sir, I accidentally saw your paycheck.

Well, I hope it was inspirational.

All those zeros. It's downright un-american.

That's where you're wrong, Kenneth. It's extremely american.

My talents are more valuable than yours, so I'm paid accordingly.

Therefore, I'm entitled to my bonus.

That's a bonus check? You said there was no extra money.

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