“He doesn't, he's not Tom Brady. Shut it down. Dealbreaker.”

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My boyfriend has been acting really weird ever since

He got promoted at his job.

Yeah, he thinks he deserves a "va-jay-jay upgrade."

He doesn't, he's not Tom Brady. Shut it down. Dealbreaker.

Yes, Yes!

Yeah, there's no such thing as bisexual.

That's just something they invented in the '90s to sell hair products. Dealbreaker.

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