“My fiancé and I keep arguing about our wedding plans, and...”

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Oh, boy. Well, whatever that just was, it's a dealbreaker

Because this guy is making you talk like a crazy person.

You have sexually-transmitted crazy mouth. Dealbreaker.

My fiancé and I keep arguing about our wedding plans, and...

Nope, your fiancé's gay.

Look at him. Look at you.

Classic case of "fruit blindness."

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