“You know, if my cousin Stephanie eats a walnut”

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If I have a strawberry, my throat shuts up faster

Than a girl in math class.

I didn't know you had allergies.

You know, if my cousin Stephanie eats a walnut

Her throat shuts up faster than a Filipino at a...

Guys! Come on. Not okay.

I'm sorry, Mr. Rossitano...

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