“When I was your age, you could just be like,”

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At least have the decency to "skype" me face to face.

Man. There are just so many different devices

For guys to not call you on now.

When I was your age, you could just be like,

"Oh, he probably tried to call me, but my line was busy."

And then just...

... Watch Falcon Crest and cry yourself to sleep.

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