“I knew you wouldn't help me if I told you the truth.”

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You mean, like, you're driving a car or wearing a suit?

It's a boobies picture, Kenneth!

And I only kept it because, for once, they were both pointing in the same direction!

I knew you wouldn't help me if I told you the truth.

So you lied to me?

That's not something that friends do to each other.

Well, then, maybe we're not friends!

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