“Oh, Miss Lemon, how could you do that to your beautiful hands?”

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Oh.

Oh. What happened to your hand?

Oh, I was trying out my spray tan for my trip to St. Bartleby's next week.

Oh, Miss Lemon, how could you do that to your beautiful hands?

With your flat, manly, milking thumbs and your long, graceful knuckle hair --

Thank you, Kenneth.

Are you sick? Because I am not getting sick before my trip.

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