“And they'd ask me to play "White Christmas"” — 30 Rock S03E06

S03 · E06Christmas Special11:04 — 11:06

And they'd ask me to play "White Christmas"

Every year the dreadful moment arrived

When I would catch Mr. Schwarz caressing my mother's bony thigh.

And I'd say, "Eyes on the keys, Jackie Boy. Keep your eyes on the keys..."

And they'd ask me to play "White Christmas"

And it would turn into some boozy, burlesque travesty!

Every time I hear that song I get aroused.

What is wrong with me?

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