“And your landlord called and said it's not the toilet, it's you.”

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Your credit card company called,

They want to make sure you're the one buying cream soda in bulk.

I sure am.

And your landlord called and said it's not the toilet, it's you.

That's his opinion.

Oh, and Jean from your high school reunion committee called.

They want to know if you're coming this weekend.

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