“Turns out I'm not the lovable nerd, I was the bully you hate.”

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I'm getting drunk. Lemon, would you buy my mulch?

I don't know, Jack.

I just found out that I was a jerk in high school.

Turns out I'm not the lovable nerd, I was the bully you hate.

This is mostly spit!

Hello, Elizabeth. It's Rob Sussman.

Still think I'm "gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun"?

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