“Unless getting thrown out of a Chili's is a crime.”

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My cousin Tim fixes NBA games.

My mother is an Olympic-level racist.

But as for the rest, they're too drunk to do much of anything.

Unless getting thrown out of a Chili's is a crime.

Any weird sex stuff I should know about?

You know what? Don't tell me.

I like to find that out on my own.

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