“I got a welt on my ass the size of a Red Delicious apple.”

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Thank you. Would you like to sit down?

I can't. I took my grandkids snorkelling at St. Barts,

Got stung by a jellyfish.

I got a welt on my ass the size of a Red Delicious apple.

- I'm very sorry to hear that, sir. - Yeah, well, Jack,

You really terrified the people with that fireworks special of yours.

Well, we were trying for something dramatic, and I don't regret trying.

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