“But I will secretly vote for John McCain.”

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Wow, I... I am a mess!

There is an 80% chance in the next election

That I will tell all my friends I am voting for Barack Obama,

But I will secretly vote for John McCain.

Here's one...

When I was a kid, I used to put on my fanciest nightgown,

And then I would mix orange soda and cream soda

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