“But two guys who later went to Clown College.”

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But just to even things out,

Here is all of my weird, secret stuff.

I have been sexually rejected by not one,

But two guys who later went to Clown College.

I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner

Because when I was a kid, my mom used to turn on the vacuum

To drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting,

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