“Saying that "Donaghy" is Gaelic for "failure."”

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I was 8, I had my name on the scoreboard at a Phillies game.

They spelled it "Lez." But it was pretty cool.

This would have proved my mother wrong,

Saying that "Donaghy" is Gaelic for "failure."

What the hell does she know? She's a Murphy...

Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.

Well, congratulations.

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