“I just went down to the ATM, and it gave me a $100 bill.”

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And I think my snake is sick, so I need you to rub his belly till he poops.

Our first assignment.

Oh, this is so annoying.

I just went down to the ATM, and it gave me a $100 bill.

- So? - So it's like having Confederate money.

- No one's gonna take that. - Whatever.

It'll give you something interesting to talk to The Head about.

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