“Really? Did you go to Harvard? 'Cause you haven't mentioned it in three hours.”

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Are you kidding me?

Before you say no, I just want to say,

Our child would have a leg up getting into Harvard.

Really? Did you go to Harvard? 'Cause you haven't mentioned it in three hours.

Our kid would have strong, flat feet.

And if you choose me, I agree not to take my shirt off.

- But I do like to get yelled at during sex. - You're disgusting.

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