“No, Pop was my dog. My dad left when I was 2,”

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But to that woman, I'm always gonna be the punk kid

Who cried when Pop was run over by a mail truck.

Oh, my. A mailman killed your dad?

No, Pop was my dog. My dad left when I was 2,

So I grew up calling my collie Pop.

My mother is my best friend.

My mother tried to send me to Vietnam to make a man out of me.

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