“"And if it was up to me, we would be together forever.”

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"And for the first time

"Since the '86 World Series, I cried.

"I cried like a big dumb homo.

"And if it was up to me, we would be together forever.

"But there's a new thing called 'women's liberation'

"Which gives you women the right to choose,

"And you have chosen to abort me.

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